The All-Hamburg Pipe Man of the Year Championships 2008
Piers starts off with the classic Terry-Thomas.
A solid opening gambit
Russ counters with a stinging riposte - the full Graham Chapman
Andy comes in with the little seen 'Puff the Magic Dragon'.
Top marks for originality from the Bulgarian judge.
That's setting the bar high
But all these pale into insignificance after Chris' perfect execution of the 'Maximum Popeye'
A work of art I'm sure you'll all agree
After a hard day's smoking we unwind in the old fashioned Hamburg way - with a pipe full of rough shag, a tableful of Astra and multiple shots of coarse German vodka forced on us by a George Melly lookalike.