Hamburgfest #6 - April 2006

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Chris makes friends with a tramp ...
but what has Stig of the Dump spilled down his jumper?

In a frenzy of excitement everyone in the ground sets light to their hair

Our handiwork with the cards is displayed in all its glory. And Chris missed it.
The pillock

Yes, the coolest fans in the world

Where are your papers?
Drat, I said I wasn't going to do a
war joke.
The teams emerge, St Pauli resplendent in their off-white and brown number and some Bavarian team in red. Remember 1982? cough Peter Withe cough

The human wreckage milling about at half time.

Just time for a sausage and a quick slash in a corrugated cargo container with 200 dockers. People pay good money for that sort of thing round here, you know

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